January 2012
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if somebody would have told me ten years ago that i’d be at work and the toilet is clogged and i’m going to pee in a sink, well i think i’d have been open to the idea at the time, to the possibility of all of those things happening, from ten years ago.
i just wish they would have mentioned that we ran out of toilet paper
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the world held its breath as i spread cream cheese on this Starbucks bagel and slowly began to eat it
